Ever been in jail?
I haven't and pray that I will never have that experience. I could not imagine been locked up like a criminal, unable to freely roam my home, yard and the stores. I would go mad as I become paranoid if I feel caged in. It's like I am alright with a door being closed with me on the other side as long I know I can open the door anytime I wanted too. Not if you told me it was stuck, I would do everything I could to get it open including bashing it in.
I was thinking about Paris Hilton sitting in jail today. I know that at least one jailers is treating her special in some kind of way. I mean think of it, you could make her stay quite comfortable with a big payday coming from the heiress.
I remember once my 18 year old nephew was in jail for having a cell phone of a professional football player in his possession. I kept telling him never to buy stolen property but no, as usual this teen never listen until it was too late. To make a long story short, he called after his second completed week in jail,
"Please auntie get me out. These dudes tried to punk me out by taking my food this morning."
“What do you mean," I asked?
"Well this one guy said he was still hungry after he ate his breakfast and he snatched my food and I fought him. I was hungry too and I knew if I let him take my food he was going to come after me everyday. Get me out cause they are going to jump me."
Needless to say, I hired a lawyer to expedite his case. He was freed, not charged because he really did buy a stolen cell. Because he was innocent I got the bail money back and he and his parents paid me the lawyer fees back. I know that I should have let him stay in for a good lesson learned but he actually spent almost 10 1/2 days in. The day I got him out you should have seen him. He walked out like he had something in his butt. He could barely walk and his hair was not combed. He was dirty looking like he had been working in a field.
"What happened to you?"
"Did they rape you?" I screamed!
"No!" He said loudly. "I didn't use the bathroom the whole time nor shower because I wasn't getting raped. "
"You haven't done number two in 10 days?"
"I was holding myself in. Plus the toilet was in the cell with me and another dude. There was no way to have privacy."
He had to go to the doctor because he was seriously constipated. So no I will do every thing I can never to go to jail.
Have you been to jail?