Thursday, April 30, 2009
Could you believe this?
It’s his 21st first birthday and he wants to do something super special. So he plans a romantic night at a Super 8 hotel. But hold up! He needs his girlfriend there to make it perfect. So he picks up the phone and dial:
The phone rings………
Hello Ms. Hudson, this is Danny. I am celebrating my 21st birthday and would like to celebrate at a hotel. Is it alright if your daughter Denise spends the night with me at the hotel?
Mother: What!!!?? I can’t believe this….Well, young man, ask her it’s her decision.
Young man: Okay thank you ma’am. I’ll ask her.
Mother to her oldest son: You wouldn’t believe what happened to day. (She briefs her 23 year-old son)
Son: I am kicking his Azz.
Mother: Don’t son. I think he is retarded.
This is a true story. A mother told me this today. She believes the boy had to be retarded to call her to get permission to take her daughter to a hotel for sex. He was not having a party. I guess he thought he would be respectful and ask her mom. By calling the boy retarded, she was not putting down people who may be special. It was the act. Those are her words. I know the boy. I suspected he was a tad slow. Now I know he is. Note to me. I am writing the wrong books people. (Names were changed)