Monday, March 26, 2007


Women! You gotta love Us!

Someone sent this too me. Thought I would share it.


I do all of these. LOL:-) If I do number 9, look out because you are about to get kicked to the curb.

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response, refe
r to # 3.

20 comments:

Hassan said...

No comment.

Emmie said...

This is hilarious!!Lolzz. I am sure no women would agree to this post of yours!!!

Luke Cage said...

Very cute.. especially #8. This one 8-letter word led to one of the biggest arguments we ever had. So much so, that we swore off EVER using that word against each other again.

kathi said...

This is all so 100% true, and yes, especially #9. Loved it, probably borrow it soon.

BostonPobble said...

ROFLMAO. I'm going to send ALL my male friends here to read this. It's one of those funny-because-it's-true things. We are somewhat transparent, aren't we?

TJ said...

Hee hee hee... True, true...lol

Diva (in Demand) said...

That was cute

Miz JJ said...

Hilarious.

JerseyTjej said...

Number 6 is my favorite...This is the most lethal statement you can make...It basically says, " I will do this myself, but there will be hell to pay in terms of retribution"! Cool list and I secretly admit to using them all!!

Rosemarie said...

#9 can be a response out of frustration with the hubby. Now I'm upset for the moment...but then it passes. Tomorrow may bring another frustration so I don't hold a grudge.

nikki said...

I HAVE DONE ALL OF THESE! LMAO

this list is WAY too accurate.

i do #6, but i say "that's aiight..."

whenever dude hear that he's like "AWW SH*T."

Nella said...

ROFL! Wow. Isnt that true?

Sorry I havent stopped by your blog in sometime Rose. I have been busy busy busy. I still blog, come visit. I just ramble half the time but anyhoo. Hope you are well!

chele said...

I've used all of these.

Every

last

one

Dr. Deborah Serani said...

WOW, those are so TRUE!

LOL!

bunny said...

Mos def true. Whatever is used waaaaaaaayyyyy too much by me lol!

BossMack said...

I see you haven't brought you ass to see me in a minute ;?

Belizegial said...

I like number 7. We need to say this more often for all the little things that he does :)

Happy Easter!

Enid

Brea said...

Lol! I've seen this one before. It is so true that it makes me smile every time.

Brownsoul said...

Yeah I'm guilty especially of 8...my husband can't stand it! And when he does it, I want to scream! But then we make up and it's all good...LOL!

Just dropping to show love...I'm still MIA.

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